11. Birthday Dethday

Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother…
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you’re running out of life

Happy Birthday
You’re gonna die

Now you’re old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There’s no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It’s a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you’re running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you’re running out of life

Happy Birthday
You’re gonna die

12. Hatredcopter

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter

I fly the beast made of steel
Then I can cut the night
Gas tank is filled with vengeance
Machine guns shooting spite
Can’t find the thing that makes this thing take a hard turn right
I follow where it leads me by battered wings of might

You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter

[scream]

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter

I fly the Hatredcopter
I’m going to hunt you down
I’m getting lots of money
for all the bounties found
Can’t seem to find the button
that turns the radar on
Can’t work the hatredcopter
The hunt for you is done

I am likely to find
for my failure to fly
that I will be fired
for not killing you
cause that is my job
Hatredcopter

You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter

[guitar solo]

Hatredcopter [x8]

13. Castratikron

Born of evil in a fiery volcano
On a mutilated mission to inflict
merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH
She’s concocted your murder
And you’ve lost all your defenses
She was summoned by the
ancient wizards
To carry demon children in the
poisonous flood
Day of her conception the prophecy
was written
On the scrotum of a wizard in his
testicle blood

[Chorus:]
Run but you can’t hide
The hunt is on
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind
If looked beyond
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race

[Chorus]

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race.

14. Face Fisted

I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt when stairs fell down
Be pushed by you me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead

So strong, my face is
You punch, break fingers
Kick me, you’re limping
Stab me, you’re bleeding
I am be dangerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I’m strong
You’re not
You’re not

I’m making time for fighting
I’m clearing time for hitting
We’ll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don’t want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breathe to beat you
You’ll be beaten down tonight

I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
THAT’S RIGHT
I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
THAT’S RIGHT
I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
THAT’S RIGHT
I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
THAT’S RIGHT

You’re an ugly man
You’re as dumb as sand
Your mom’s fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you’re so tough
You’re a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you brown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history

Feel my fist
On your face
You hear this
I feel great

One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight

So strong, my face is
You punch, break fingers
Kick me, you’re limping
Stab me, you’re bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull a string and trip me
I fall down
you run
YOU RUN

I’m making time for fighting
I think it’s time to beat you
I think it’s good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I’m very strong and last though
You’re going down today

You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
THAT’S RIGHT
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
THAT’S RIGHT
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
THAT’S RIGHT
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
THAT’S RIGHT

15. Dethharmonic

I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending on what time of the year
brutality is near
in the form of income tax
I’d rather take a fucking axe to my face,
blow up this place with you all in it,
I’d do it in a minute

if I could write off your murder
I’d save all of my receipts
because I’d rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred
of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead
Than ponder parting with my second home
I’d rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant
I’d rather you be dead
I’d rather you be dead

Prepare the laser beam
I’m gonna use it tonight
Engage the laser beam
It’s gonna end your life
We’re gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder
I’d save all of my receipts
Because I’d rather you be dead
Than lose a tiny shred
Of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead
Than ponder parting with my second home
I’d rather you be dead
Than consider not opening a restaurant
I’d rather you be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead

16. Deththeme

Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

I’m… ticking… for… the…
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree,
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee,
William Murderface Murderface Murderface,
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo, Nathan Explosion!!!

17. Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

[Deluxe Edition track]

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee,
From the hills of Columbia?

The Duncan Hills will awake you,
From a thousand deaths.
A cup of blackened blood.
(Die, DIE!)
I’m dying for a cup.

Guatemalan blend.
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
(Die, DIE!)
You’re dying for a cup.

Prepare for ultimate flavor…
You’re gonna get some, NOW!
And scream, for your cream!

[Solo - Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
COFFEE!

18. Blood Ocean

[Deluxe Edition track]

Time lies trapped inside
Dark minds concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets cry shriek the night
Trapped ticks rule the mind
Blood Ocean

The land’s coagulated
And my mind’s incarcerated
But my helmet’s ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father’s fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean

The land’s coagulated
And my mind’s incarcerated
But my helmet’s ventilated
With the souls correlated

Though my father’s fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood

Cracked smile flees the fight
Dark Riders spared the sight
BLOOD OCEAN
Tamed torch teels the tight
Mamed morch squeals the smite
BLOOD OCEAN

Identity is slated
And my pantry is deplated
But my hand husk has been crated
For my families all have fainted
And they sink but are not sated
And the screech of homeless hated
And I know the nameless mated
On the tip of frigid fated

I know who you are
I know who you are

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood

19. Murdertrain A Comin’

[Deluxe Edition track]

Here comes the soul-collecting train of murder coming
It longs to take your putrid blackened soul away from you

Your face will leave your rotting head in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped the train is fueled by chopped
bodies filled with sorrow there is no tomorrow
Ticket is your life ended by the knife
Called the Murder Train Eternity of Pain

Oh yeah you know what I’m talking about

There is no escape but death
For life is just a Murder Train a-Comin’
Now play those blues

20. Pickles Intro

[Deluxe Edition track]

[Обсуждение группой того, чтобы Пиклз спел вместо Нэйтана]